Clams Have Feelings Too (actually They Don't) lyrics by NOFX

Birds are dumb cause small bird brains
But so are kids and old people
Some birds talk, most others sing
I don't see you eating a talking bird

Pigs smell bad and roll in pooh
But so do kids and elderly

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I don't see you chop of an old man's feet
Put them in a mason jar and pickle them

No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too
Actually they don't have central nervousness
No manhatten style, clams have the right to smile
Come to thin about it they don't have a face

They have no face, no place for ears
There's no clam eyes to cry clam tears
No spixal cord, they must get bored
Might as well just put them out of misery

Although the world could be more selfish
I guess it's alright to eat shellfish

No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too
I could happen to you, clams have feelings too
I don't think they do, clams have feelings too