Mr. Chevy Celebrity lyrics by Less Than Jake

Well I thought all my friends were sane then I met this kid in the fourth grade "let's go throw rocks through the neighbor's windows" I wanna know what you were thinking Mark Cruce I wanna know what you were drinking I never wanted to go but he would always make me He's the guy pissing in the front yard of your house Have another drink Mark Cruce Mark Cruce Have another drink Mark Cruce He's the guy passing out and crashing on your couch Mark Cruce Through all the years not a whole lot's changed how 'bout that party where you stole the beer tap have another drink Mark Cruce off some burnout's keg I almost got my ass beat setting fire to bags of shit outside your neighbor's house he's the guy with the bat that took your mailbox out I really hope that you know