The Song They Play When Your Acceptance Speech Has lyrics by Jack Black

This is it, your time is through
You're boring!
You're rambling on, no end in sight
You're boring!
No need to thank your parakeet
You're boring!
Look at Catherine Zeta-Jones

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She's snoring!
You could have rushed up to the stage
But you were lollygagging!
They're turning off your microphone
And cutting to a commercial for Del Taco
Del Taco! Del Taco! Del Taaaaaaaaco!