The Ballad Of Wilhelm Fink lyrics by Green Day

Well, said that I'd meetcha
At the Berkeley Marina
3 a.m. when no one will be found

All I got in mind
Is a Boone's Farm jug of wine
Smash a bottle in the parking lot

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But considering our luck,
We'll get busted by the cops
Instead of sex, we'll go to jail
Another lesson learned and failed