Em Calls Paul (skit) lyrics by Eminem

hey yo Paul

Its Em

I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing, and I know that he's not thrilled about the video.

What does he want to be starting something?

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yeeeeaaaah well i'll show him who's really bad (burps)

Paul, the way you make me feel with these calls you should really take a look at the man in the mirror and tell him to beat it because i won't stop til I get enough

Do you remember that time we were watching the Billie Jean video

Well he'll always be that Michael to me and it doesnt matter if he's black or white because i can't stop loving him and i hate plastic surgeons and i hope they all fucking dieeeee.

how do you like that?

man i like him...

i like him a lot...

i want to touch him...

but i can't...

llluuuuoooowwwwwuuuww (noises)

excuse me. im taking a shit. sorry.

anyways call me back because i have this idea about how i want to end the show...

so hit me when you get this messege.... fuuucker

oh and by the way, no, i dont have a new gun...

(gun cocks) god damn it.